Girlfriend: Babe, let's go to the zoo... Boy: But babe, I'm not ready to meet your family yet... Give me some time.. I love you.... :)
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Not Ready to Meet
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Smoking and Ferrari
Jack: Hey Clark, do you smoke? Clark: Yes!Jack: How many packs?Clark: 3 packs dailyJack: How much is per pack?Clark: $8 each pack.Jack: How long have you been smoking?Clark: Almost 18 years and counting.Jack: So one pack costs $8 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $720....
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
Good to be stranger
Boy: The principal is so stupid!Girl: Do you know who I am?Boy: No?!?Girl: I am the principal's daughter!Boy: Do you know who I am?Girl: No?!?...Boy: Good! *walks away*
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Monday, August 15, 2016
Allan and the Snail
Allan is relaxing at home when he hears a knock at the front door. He open the door and spot a snail at the patio. He picks up the snail and then Allan throws it as far as he can. After three years, there is a knock on the door. Allan opens it, sees the same snail, and says. "Hey Allan, what the...
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Clever Boy
A boy enters to a barber shop and the hair stylist whisper to his client.
“This is the dumbest kid I known, watch while I prove it to you.”
The hair stylist places a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other hand, then he call the boy over and asks,
“Which do you...
Tuesday, August 9, 2016
Wish of an idiot
Three guys stranded on a island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says: I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.
&nbs...
Monday, August 8, 2016
The wedding ceremony
Husband watching a video:
Husband: Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! The f*Ck, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremo...