Clever Boy

A boy enters to a barber shop and the hair stylist whisper to his client. 

“This is the dumbest kid I known, watch while I prove it to you.” 

The hair stylist places a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other hand, then he call the boy over and asks, 

“Which do you want?” 

The boy takes the quarter and leaves. 

“What did I say to you?” 

said the hair stylist. 

“That kid never learns!” 

afterwards, when the client leaves, he recognized the boy coming out of the ice cream store and he said.  

“May I ask you a question? Why did you get the quarter rather the dollar bill?" 

The boy simply licked his ice cream and said, 

"because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

Oh whatta clever boy!